Diagnosis Doc

Okay, so yesterday was a great day to get some answers. I truly feel blessed to know that my sarcastic self was jinxed by my first born. He was an easy going child, always had a cheesy grin, and was NOT a spitter. Therefore,when people commented on how great he was and how they loved him so and that I made great babies, I would often joke that "The next kid will have colic and reflux!" Well obviously I'm a f%#@ing psychic because be it as it may, that's exactly what my child has and you can add in sensitive skin as well as a bit of eczema. Yup, I totally brought my kid's conditions on myself with my very own sarcasm. Oy vey (yup I had to look up the proper spelling of that one in the Urban Dictionary). Anywho.....the gigantic twelve and a half pound, butterball, six-week old is now on Zantac twice a day for his reflux. In addition, I bought him something called Colic Calm, which my mommy friends swear by, and finally I'm prescribed a glass of wine a night to deal with all of the above. Wish me luck!!